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Here's what you missed
on Shameless:
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A whole lot of shit happened.
Where were you?
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-Think she'll come out today?
-Not likely.
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Airplane wheel missed her
by an inch.
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They found Eddie.
Bottom of Lake Michigan.
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Hey, babe, your dad's dead.
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Nice try,
but that doesn't turn me on anymore.
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This is a West Point application.
I wanted to deliver it. Is Lip home?
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-McNally brought this for you?
-Not me. Congratulations.
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- Malik?
- We're having a playdate.
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-Sounds more like a "date" date.
-I hope someone takes care of him.
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-Don't you think Clyde deserves that?
-For sure.
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You Clyde? Ethel said hi.
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-Karen's pregnant.
-That's the Gallagher sperm.
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Do the right thing. Split.
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-Kids need a father.
-Jody and I got hitched.
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-I wanna know whose it is.
-Jody's the father.
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-I'm not my dad.
-Get out.
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You hear me? I'm not my fucking dad.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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You look great, by the way.
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You had late pickups on Monday
and Thursday.
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-That's an extra 16.
-I wasn't that late.
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Fiona would charge you 20.
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Come on.
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Jesus, it's a wonder I got here
in one piece.
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Ugh.
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You're looking
for the Sunshine Adult Day Care?
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It's up at the church.
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Honey, only time I wanna go to church
is when I feel like getting molested.
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- Here you go.
- What do you want, a tip? Ah.
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-Who are you two supposed to be?
-I'm Ethel and this is Jonah, my son.
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You look a little crispy to be Liam.
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-Oh, I'm Malik.
-Malik?
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Jesus, enough with the fake
African spice-rack crap.
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A little advice?
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Some people are racist.
You wanna get ahead in the world...
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...change your name
so people don't know you're black.
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Honey,
is that hot-water heater working?
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-Yeah.
-Get me a towel. I gotta have a bath.
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I'm sorry, who are you?
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I'm your grandmother, sweetheart.
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You Carl?
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Get me a crowbar and a hammer.
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I've gotta run an errand.
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So, uh, lock the door
and don't answer it for anybody, okay?
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If we were together for a hundred years,
I would never learn Portuguese.
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Okay.
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-Why are we bashing a hole in the wall?
-We're remodeling.
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Where's the rest of the litter?
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Ian's at work,
we haven't seen Lip for days...
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...Liam's down in day care,
and Fiona's probably trying to sleep.
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-She works nights.
-What about Frank?
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-Doesn't live here anymore.
-Good boy. Out of the way.
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-What's that?
-What's it look like?
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- A finger.
- Yeah.
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You can touch it, but never
put your finger on the trigger...
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...unless you're gonna shoot someone.
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You like secrets?
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So do I. Hold out your hands.
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Our little secret, all right?
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There are important decisions to be made.
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This money comes with responsibility...
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Can you run downstairs
and ask Jody for the paprika?
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-Trusts, tax evasion, liquidity.
-Frank...
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As soon as Eddie's claim is settled
and that check comes, we have to...
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-Frank.
-What?
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I can't let you be in charge
of Eddie's insurance money, sweetheart.
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You're an alcoholic.
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-I wasn't talking about me.
-Okay.
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-Did you think I meant me?
-No.
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We need a highly experienced professional.
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Yeah, that's right.
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And for the record, many great men
have been well-lubricated.
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Henry Ford, Scott Fitzgerald,
David Hasselhoff...
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...they all kept a bottle close.
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- Mom?
- Beethoven's Fifth.
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Coincidence? I don't think so.
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I think you should do these
in the bathroom.
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- Sheila, please.
- No, we can put down newspaper.
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There are important
economic factors at play.
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It's gonna smell. Use the tub.
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-Did you bring in the knife and gloves?
-Our family's financial security...
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...is in the bal...
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-Oh, fuck it. I'll be at the office.
-Paprika?
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Um, honey,
you know what I was thinking?
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Um, we could put the food on the bed...
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...and then do folding chairs
along the walls.
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We can't hold a wedding reception
in your bedroom.
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Honey, parties are always
in the living room.
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This would be unique.
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This is the start of my marriage.
It's important to me.
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You can do it, Mom.
It's just gonna happen downstairs.
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You know what?
I am gonna do the fish in the tub.
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Whoever that is
better have a death wish.
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Sorry, uh, something's come up.
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Grammy's back.
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- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
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Uh, I'm looking for Tony.
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Honey? Just a sec.
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Okay.
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She's nice, honey.
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- You got balls coming back here.
- I brought you something.
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-I don't take bribes.
-Dude, you're living in one.
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Think of this as a donation.
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Policeman's Ball, Tsunami relief,
End Autism Now...
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...it's your choice.
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Motherfucker.
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Who let you back in the country?
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They were patting down
a 90-year-old's diaper and I slipped by.
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-Where the hell have you been?
-Brazil.
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What did you get,
the works or just a tummy tuck?
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Just a dick reduction. Still too big.
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-I see Tony's got a live-in, huh?
-Yeah, second one this summer.
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What do you want with Tony?
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Just family stuff. Business. You know.
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No, I don't know.
What kind of business?
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-Morning.
-Lip, where you been all night?
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-Grammy showed up.
-What, Joliet Grammy? She tunnel out?
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-Medical furlough.
-Wow.
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-Mm. Hey, good luck.
-Yeah.
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- Grammy?
- Frank's mom.
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Ran a slew of meth labs
till one exploded...
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-...killing two college kids she'd recruited.
-Whoa.
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I see that, uh, Tony's got a live-in, huh?
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Seems so, yeah. They're redecorating.
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-A little China cup.
-Laotian, I think.
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Yeah, see, I can never tell the difference
between the two.
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We should get together,
have lunch, just catch up.
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-I'm seeing someone.
-So am I.
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-Imported or domestic?
-Import. We could bring them.
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A double date. I'll show you mine
if you show me yours.
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-Heh.
-I've already told her all about you.
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No, you haven't.
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Well, I mean, a bit about you.
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You know,
I'm sure that I've mentioned your name.
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Oh, come on, don't freeze.
Please don't freeze.
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Jesus, we had better gear
than this piece of crap in prison.
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Okay, we're good.
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"Dr. Noah Pitts.
The Pitts Center for Cosmetic Surgery."
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A doctor, huh?
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Well, he always did know his drugs.
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Same macroeconomic
headwinds, right?
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So how did they do
a $3 billion payback?
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These investment banks...
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...we bail the fuckers out,
they don't loan a dime.
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Just nod your head if any of this
is getting through to you.
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Okay, forget all of this.
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All you gotta do is wear a suit, yes...
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...and say "net-net"
and "economic indicators."
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Say it a lot.
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-Jesus, they let you out?
-Yeah, they let me out.
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Surprised to see you, Peg.
Thought you were doing 20 to life.
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Tricked them into thinking I was dying,
so they let me out early.
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Gin, neat.
And something sweet for the kid.
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-Thanks for the push.
-What are you doing here?
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I'm conducting the Chicago Symphony,
Frankie.
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What do you think I'm doing?
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Now, buy your mother a drink
and pretend like you're glad to see me.
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Oh, Jesus.
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What's up with you and Ian?
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He say something about Karen?
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She's married.
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Skipping the wedding reception,
I hope?
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Wasn't invited.
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She moved on.
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Hope you see the irony
in you giving relationship advice.
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Grammy staying?
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You wanna tell her to leave?
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Guess we'd better steal some
fire extinguishers from the school, then.
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Make it right with Ian.
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You two are my rocks.
I can't do it without you.
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One more.
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That bastard Noah
dropped a dime on me.
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No, he didn't.
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Then how'd the cops know
about the meth lab?
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I don't know, the explosion?
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We're gonna take a little road trip
to see my old friend Pitts.
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You bring your car around tomorrow,
6 a.m. sharp.
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-I don't have a car.
-Christ, you're pathetic.
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-You bed-wetting excuse for a son.
-Can I borrow your truck?
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-Not a chance.
-It's for me. I need to see a doctor.
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Oh. Take the bus.
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Jeez. Don't worry,
we'll bring it back with a full tank.
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-A double date?
-I know.
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You gonna go?
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-Ah, sending a signal.
-Yeah? What's that?
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-"I still wanna sit on your face."
-Heh. So you wouldn't go?
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Hell, yeah, I'd go.
I gotta see what the new bitch looks like.
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-Who you gonna take?
-Adam, I guess.
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-Oh, really? The Boy Scout?
-Richard?
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Ooh! The old guy from the wedding? No.
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-Steve's new girl is hot?
-Probably.
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You'll look like easy pickings
for something on the side.
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-It's not gonna happen.
-Like Craig Heisner wasn't gonna happen?
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- Frank?
- Mm?
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What?
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You wet the bed.
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Oh, sorry.
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Grammy's back.
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Just showed up, in an ambulance.
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You know, she, uh...
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She didn't even call.
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How fucked up is that, huh?
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That's it?
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Nothing?
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You're just gonna give me the chin?
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How about now?
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No?
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Really? Still nothing?
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No?
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- Frank here?
- Yeah.
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- Thanks for the push, Carl.
- My 5 bucks.
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Hey, I gave you 60 yesterday.
Don't get greedy.
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-Who is it?
-Someone for Frank.
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Peggy Gallagher. Frank's mom.
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Oh, my goodness!
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-Oh, come in, come in, come in. Oh.
-You coming down?
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I just woke up. Look at me. Darn it.
Um, you caught us. Uh, Frank!
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He's still sleeping. Oh.
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You did such a wonderful job
raising that boy.
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He's just so clean and so...
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No, he's not clean.
I mean, um... Uh... Uh, Frank!
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Frank? Frank. Frank.
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Frank, guess who's here.
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-What are you doing?
-Drying the sheets.
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Frank, why didn't you tell me
that your mother was coming?
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Jody and I could have made
a coffee cake.
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Look at me, I'm a wreck. Get dressed.
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Mr. Kevin, is everything all right?
You sounded upset over the phone.
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Ethel.
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Constance, Abigail, Ruth, Sarah.
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Ethel, your sister wives have some news.
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Our husband, Clyde,
was murdered in the American prison.
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Yea, though I walk through the valley of
the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.
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Cut that out. I'm not sure
it's allowed for you to be here.
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We're working to bring you home.
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She is home.
She was forced into sexual slavery.
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-She married joyfully of her own will.
-She was 11.
240
00:16:59,304 --> 00:17:02,974
We've hired attorneys.
You'll be home soon, dear sister.
241
00:17:05,602 --> 00:17:10,899
Oh. Here's me with Marshmallow,
my pony.
242
00:17:11,566 --> 00:17:13,944
Oh. He died.
243
00:17:14,152 --> 00:17:17,447
I was riding him and I thought
he just tripped, but he never got up.
244
00:17:17,656 --> 00:17:21,117
And here's Uncle Wendel.
No, that's Aunt Jane.
245
00:17:22,452 --> 00:17:24,246
You know,
all this cooking we're doing...
246
00:17:24,454 --> 00:17:27,582
...is for my daughter Karen's
wedding reception tomorrow.
247
00:17:27,791 --> 00:17:30,335
We're having it here.
You should come, you must come.
248
00:17:30,544 --> 00:17:33,004
Everyone in the whole neighborhood
is gonna be here.
249
00:17:33,213 --> 00:17:37,467
Oh, here he is.
Your ears must be burning.
250
00:17:37,676 --> 00:17:39,928
You were supposed to pick me up
two hours ago.
251
00:17:40,136 --> 00:17:43,056
Now we're gonna be stuck
sitting in morning traffic.
252
00:17:43,265 --> 00:17:46,935
Oh, are you guys going out?
I need a few more things for the party.
253
00:17:47,143 --> 00:17:50,146
-Let me get the list.
-Christ in heaven.
254
00:17:50,355 --> 00:17:52,607
I thought I was gonna have to shoot myself.
255
00:17:52,816 --> 00:17:57,028
Are you sticking it in that?
That bitch just took 10 years off my life.
256
00:17:57,237 --> 00:18:00,407
Let's get out of here
before that nut job comes back.
257
00:18:00,615 --> 00:18:02,826
You're a very rude person.
258
00:18:03,034 --> 00:18:06,162
-That's a new low, even for you, Frankie.
-I'd like you to leave.
259
00:18:06,371 --> 00:18:10,208
-I'd nail a hooker on Wacker before I'd... Grrr.
-Get out.
260
00:18:10,417 --> 00:18:14,337
Save your breath. I'm leaving.
Come on, you pussy.
261
00:18:32,856 --> 00:18:36,818
The kids are something, aren't they?
Growing up.
262
00:18:37,027 --> 00:18:40,947
You talk to Lip? Off-the-charts smart.
Good genes.
263
00:18:41,156 --> 00:18:44,451
And Ian's a real lady killer,
just like I was at that age, remember?
264
00:18:44,659 --> 00:18:47,120
He's nailing all of them.
265
00:18:48,413 --> 00:18:51,541
Fiona, beautiful.
Gets that from her mother.
266
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:53,752
Carl's into karate, just like I was.
267
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:57,130
And Debbie's got that Gallagher
entrepreneurial spirit.
268
00:18:57,339 --> 00:19:00,634
See all those kids running around?
I think it's a school of some kind.
269
00:19:00,842 --> 00:19:03,720
And how about little Liam?
You know, he's actually mine.
270
00:19:03,928 --> 00:19:05,555
-Frank.
-What?
271
00:19:05,764 --> 00:19:09,184
Shut up. This doesn't interest me.
272
00:19:16,941 --> 00:19:20,528
-Now, he said 1:00?
-Well, he's not very good with time.
273
00:19:21,404 --> 00:19:25,367
-And what did you say he does?
-He's in automotive sales.
274
00:19:25,784 --> 00:19:27,619
-Oh, here they are.
-Hey.
275
00:19:27,827 --> 00:19:31,665
-Steve, this is Adam. Adam, Steve.
-Hey. Estefania, Fiona, Adam.
276
00:19:33,917 --> 00:19:35,710
Estefania doesn't really speak English.
277
00:19:35,919 --> 00:19:37,629
Oh, that's okay,
I spent a semester in Madrid.
278
00:19:40,131 --> 00:19:42,384
-Adam.
-Ah, Portuguese. From Brazil.
279
00:19:42,592 --> 00:19:44,469
Oh, how exotic.
280
00:19:47,514 --> 00:19:49,849
- Well, aren't we all modern?
- Heh-heh-heh.
281
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:52,352
Well, you look very
master of the universe, Adam.
282
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,729
How does one afford a suit like that?
283
00:19:54,938 --> 00:19:58,650
-Wait for Barneys to have a sale.
-Actually, Adam's an investment banker.
284
00:19:58,858 --> 00:20:00,568
Well, it's nice to put a face
to all that bailout money.
285
00:20:01,986 --> 00:20:04,614
-How do you pay for your shirt?
-This is from the Gap.
286
00:20:04,823 --> 00:20:08,118
- I'm in pharmaceuticals.
- Oh, yeah? Fiona said cars.
287
00:20:08,326 --> 00:20:09,744
- You're married?
- Uh...
288
00:20:11,329 --> 00:20:12,747
You two are married?
289
00:20:14,749 --> 00:20:16,626
-Two weeks.
-Newlyweds, that's excellent.
290
00:20:16,835 --> 00:20:17,919
- Heh-heh-heh.
- Wow.
291
00:20:18,128 --> 00:20:19,879
Congratulations.
292
00:20:21,715 --> 00:20:24,384
Excuse me, uh, I'll be right back.
293
00:20:26,886 --> 00:20:28,012
Mm.
294
00:20:29,639 --> 00:20:31,182
Passionate.
295
00:20:31,725 --> 00:20:32,809
Yeah.
296
00:20:34,227 --> 00:20:35,353
Boys' room is next door.
297
00:20:35,562 --> 00:20:37,647
I was helping out a Brazilian friend...
298
00:20:37,856 --> 00:20:41,484
-...with a small business in São Paulo.
-You're married?
299
00:20:41,693 --> 00:20:44,738
Her father, a competitor, didn't appreciate
our entry into a crowded market.
300
00:20:44,946 --> 00:20:47,073
- Smuggling cars?
- The product isn't important.
301
00:20:47,282 --> 00:20:49,909
-He cut my friend's ear off.
-You were smuggling drugs?
302
00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:52,370
So I chose to help his daughter
enter the States.
303
00:20:52,579 --> 00:20:54,789
-By marrying her?
-Dad's very old-fashioned.
304
00:20:54,998 --> 00:20:58,126
She was banging one of his top lieutenants,
and he wanted her out.
305
00:20:58,334 --> 00:21:01,296
You married a drug lord's daughter
to hang on to your ear?
306
00:21:01,504 --> 00:21:03,465
Wasn't sure he was gonna stop
at the ear.
307
00:21:03,673 --> 00:21:06,968
-Who'd you tell her I was?
-All I gotta do is wait until Immigration...
308
00:21:07,177 --> 00:21:09,554
-Who does she think I am?
-My cousin.
309
00:21:10,221 --> 00:21:12,307
I missed you.
310
00:21:19,856 --> 00:21:21,274
Mm.
311
00:21:22,108 --> 00:21:24,110
-You're married.
-Only legally.
312
00:21:30,408 --> 00:21:32,202
Oh, God.
313
00:21:34,204 --> 00:21:36,247
Oh, Jesus.
314
00:21:36,998 --> 00:21:39,626
-Hey.
-Okay.
315
00:21:39,959 --> 00:21:42,712
Whoa. Whoa.
316
00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:01,189
I'm just gonna nod because
I have no idea what you're saying.
317
00:22:01,397 --> 00:22:02,941
-Ah?
-Sorry.
318
00:22:03,149 --> 00:22:04,984
I had to, uh, call to check on the kids.
319
00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:07,570
- Did we get drinks?
- In front of you.
320
00:22:07,779 --> 00:22:12,283
Oh. Oh. Oh, my... Sorry.
Okay. Oh, great.
321
00:22:12,492 --> 00:22:13,743
What a coincidence.
322
00:22:13,952 --> 00:22:16,204
I ran into a guy
I went to high school with.
323
00:22:16,412 --> 00:22:18,081
Did we get drinks?
324
00:22:24,462 --> 00:22:27,674
-You gotta be kidding me.
-Cobb salad's $22.
325
00:22:30,134 --> 00:22:32,053
-Bye.
-You're leaving?
326
00:22:32,262 --> 00:22:34,055
-What are we talking about?
-Shut up.
327
00:22:34,264 --> 00:22:37,600
-Have a nice life, Fiona.
-Adam. Adam.
328
00:22:37,809 --> 00:22:38,810
- What?
- Shit.
329
00:22:40,228 --> 00:22:42,313
-No medication.
-I'm sorry.
330
00:22:42,522 --> 00:22:44,691
- It's complicated.
- No, really, it's not.
331
00:22:44,899 --> 00:22:47,527
Look, I like you, but maybe
we should've had some rules.
332
00:22:47,735 --> 00:22:50,905
One of my unspoken rules is you don't fuck
somebody else on a date.
333
00:22:51,114 --> 00:22:54,158
I guess I thought
that was just assumed.
334
00:23:16,556 --> 00:23:18,099
- How's she doing?
- Still praying.
335
00:23:18,308 --> 00:23:22,979
I'm telling you, those Jesus puppy mills
are gonna try and take Ethel and Jonah.
336
00:23:23,187 --> 00:23:26,149
-They can't just take them, Kev.
-I think we should adopt them.
337
00:23:26,357 --> 00:23:28,610
I love them too,
but we get paid to love them.
338
00:23:28,818 --> 00:23:31,112
We adopt them,
we love them on our own dime.
339
00:23:31,321 --> 00:23:34,490
They were scary, V,
all dressed in black and shit.
340
00:23:34,699 --> 00:23:39,329
And the alpha witch was like...
Whoa. I'm talking serious evil.
341
00:23:39,537 --> 00:23:42,498
-And now they have lawyers.
-The state has custody.
342
00:23:42,707 --> 00:23:44,918
They're not gonna give them back
to the wackos.
343
00:23:45,126 --> 00:23:47,128
They're not evil.
344
00:23:47,670 --> 00:23:49,881
They're my family.
345
00:23:52,508 --> 00:23:55,178
Hi, I'm Dr. Pitts, Mrs. MacGillicuddy.
346
00:23:55,386 --> 00:23:59,140
I see you're thinking about
breast augmentation.
347
00:23:59,349 --> 00:24:02,644
I was thinking about the $200,000
you owe me.
348
00:24:03,561 --> 00:24:05,730
I'm definitely getting my tits done.
349
00:24:06,272 --> 00:24:10,318
-You got out early.
-Yeah. I only did 12 years.
350
00:24:10,526 --> 00:24:11,986
Isn't that swell?
351
00:24:12,195 --> 00:24:17,659
Pretty woman. Your wife?
Two little girls. Adorable.
352
00:24:17,867 --> 00:24:20,286
Any of them know
you used to be a meth dealer?
353
00:24:22,246 --> 00:24:23,331
I don't wanna keep you.
354
00:24:23,539 --> 00:24:27,001
I know you've got a waiting room
full of frozen faces.
355
00:24:27,210 --> 00:24:30,546
So the 200 thou
that's no longer in the deposit box...
356
00:24:30,755 --> 00:24:34,300
-...that was mine is now where?
-Okay, don't threaten me.
357
00:24:34,509 --> 00:24:37,178
I'm not some naive college kid
that you can intimidate.
358
00:24:37,387 --> 00:24:40,056
-Where's my money?
-Fine, you went to prison, got out.
359
00:24:40,264 --> 00:24:42,642
But you can't waltz in here
expecting 200 grand.
360
00:24:42,850 --> 00:24:46,813
-The Pitts Medical Center?
-I just finished my residency. I'm in debt.
361
00:24:47,021 --> 00:24:50,900
We had a deal about what would happen
if shit went down...
362
00:24:51,109 --> 00:24:54,112
...and when shit went down, you ran.
363
00:24:55,113 --> 00:24:57,782
All right, I'll pay you back,
but it's gonna take some time.
364
00:24:57,991 --> 00:25:00,952
That's the one thing I don't have,
my friend.
365
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:04,247
-Tomorrow. All of it.
-No. I can't do it.
366
00:25:07,291 --> 00:25:10,211
You don't wanna leave it
like this, Noah.
367
00:25:16,384 --> 00:25:18,261
He gonna pay you?
368
00:25:18,678 --> 00:25:20,013
This tastes like shit.
369
00:25:20,555 --> 00:25:23,933
-I shouldn't have gotten the praline.
-What's he owe you?
370
00:25:24,142 --> 00:25:27,519
-What did you get, the Captain's Swirl?
-I think I got a right to know.
371
00:25:27,729 --> 00:25:30,732
-I'm involved now.
-Here, trade with me.
372
00:25:30,940 --> 00:25:34,235
-What? No. What are you doing?
-What's the difference? Trade with me.
373
00:25:34,444 --> 00:25:36,237
-I don't like praline.
-Come on.
374
00:25:36,446 --> 00:25:39,782
-No, I want mine. Mom, I want...
-I'm your mother.
375
00:25:39,991 --> 00:25:42,618
Oh, Jesus. Take them both, then.
376
00:25:45,955 --> 00:25:48,958
-It's my truck.
-It's not your truck.
377
00:25:49,167 --> 00:25:52,920
It's traditional.
The driver gets a share. He's a partner.
378
00:25:53,421 --> 00:25:57,967
Son, don't flatter yourself.
379
00:26:08,436 --> 00:26:11,189
Usually, there's some kind of
dollar amount per mile.
380
00:26:11,397 --> 00:26:15,318
Shut up and look for these two.
381
00:26:19,197 --> 00:26:22,241
You're kidnapping his kids?
Are you insane?
382
00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:24,368
That's federal. That's a federal...
383
00:26:24,576 --> 00:26:27,413
Keep your damn voice down.
384
00:26:28,414 --> 00:26:29,916
Hold on.
385
00:26:30,124 --> 00:26:32,877
How much money
are we talking about?
386
00:26:35,296 --> 00:26:38,549
You okay? You look kind of white.
387
00:26:39,175 --> 00:26:42,428
I think I just stood up too fast.
388
00:26:43,763 --> 00:26:45,098
-Ah.
-Mom?
389
00:26:45,306 --> 00:26:48,142
Just give me a goddamn minute.
390
00:26:48,351 --> 00:26:51,813
You want some water or something?
I'm gonna go get you some water.
391
00:26:52,021 --> 00:26:53,981
No, no.
392
00:26:56,025 --> 00:26:58,027
Oh, shit.
393
00:26:58,986 --> 00:27:00,488
Go get this refilled.
394
00:27:01,364 --> 00:27:04,367
I'm gonna sit here and do some recon.
395
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:14,252
-What?
-I... I loaned Sheila the last of the cash.
396
00:27:15,169 --> 00:27:18,172
All my life I waited for that phone call.
397
00:27:18,381 --> 00:27:24,220
"Peggy, he's not your son.
There's been a mix-up at the hospital."
398
00:27:24,929 --> 00:27:27,014
It never came.
399
00:27:33,896 --> 00:27:37,066
All right, let's see.
Oh, yeah, this is healing really nicely.
400
00:27:37,275 --> 00:27:38,650
Very nicely.
401
00:27:39,610 --> 00:27:42,530
I just need a sec with the doc.
Those look very real.
402
00:27:42,738 --> 00:27:45,616
Jesus. I'm so sorry.
403
00:27:48,327 --> 00:27:49,370
Jesus, Frank.
404
00:27:49,579 --> 00:27:53,875
I'm flattered you remembered my name,
because I didn't remember yours.
405
00:27:54,083 --> 00:27:57,669
-So time's up. I'm here for the money.
-She gave me until tomorrow.
406
00:27:57,879 --> 00:28:01,716
I don't think you wanna wait till then,
because she's about to kidnap your kids.
407
00:28:02,508 --> 00:28:03,675
Go Wolverines.
408
00:28:03,885 --> 00:28:06,678
Heh. Hey, hey, hey,
don't you give me that look.
409
00:28:06,888 --> 00:28:10,474
Try growing up with her,
coming home to that every day after school.
410
00:28:10,682 --> 00:28:13,519
Think I'm joking? She sent me out
for chloroform and duct tape.
411
00:28:13,978 --> 00:28:18,065
Seriously, doc, I don't think you know
who you're dealing with here.
412
00:28:20,484 --> 00:28:23,404
No, I know exactly
who I'm dealing with.
413
00:28:26,532 --> 00:28:28,201
Seventy-five, that's all I've got.
414
00:28:30,161 --> 00:28:32,205
I've kept that
and fake passports in here...
415
00:28:32,413 --> 00:28:35,374
...in case she ever ratted me out
for a reduced sentence.
416
00:28:36,667 --> 00:28:37,793
This puts an end to it.
417
00:28:38,169 --> 00:28:41,464
If she ever comes near my family again,
I'm going directly to the police.
418
00:28:41,672 --> 00:28:45,134
You tell your mother she'd better think
what we know about each other.
419
00:28:47,178 --> 00:28:48,763
Okay?
420
00:28:50,598 --> 00:28:53,351
You don't have to go someplace
you don't want to.
421
00:28:53,559 --> 00:28:56,687
I don't have a choice.
I'm a ward of the state.
422
00:28:56,896 --> 00:28:59,232
Well, what happens
if they send you back?
423
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,651
They'll find me a husband.
424
00:29:02,610 --> 00:29:04,946
-Clyde has a brother.
-A brother? How old is he?
425
00:29:05,154 --> 00:29:08,908
Caleb's much younger.
Sixty-five maybe.
426
00:29:09,116 --> 00:29:10,409
He's very nice.
427
00:29:11,577 --> 00:29:13,621
They're my family, Malik.
428
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,999
You're not a little kid anymore.
You're 14.
429
00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:20,544
You have to decide what's best
for you and Jonah.
430
00:29:26,676 --> 00:29:29,178
Where'd you go, Philadelphia?
431
00:29:31,264 --> 00:29:32,848
I spotted the older girl.
432
00:29:33,057 --> 00:29:36,519
Nanny dropped her off
in a stupid fucking smart car.
433
00:29:36,727 --> 00:29:38,062
Piece of cake.
434
00:29:38,271 --> 00:29:41,691
Mama, I went back and talked to Pitts.
435
00:29:41,899 --> 00:29:43,484
-You what?
-I'm trying to help.
436
00:29:43,693 --> 00:29:48,948
If you got caught, you'd die in prison.
Here, $50,000. Take it.
437
00:29:50,032 --> 00:29:52,451
And if you think it's right,
you can give me a cut.
438
00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:55,204
But only if you think it's right.
439
00:29:56,998 --> 00:29:58,916
You're amazing, Frank.
440
00:30:00,710 --> 00:30:02,670
I was gonna get 200...
441
00:30:02,878 --> 00:30:06,507
...and you were able
to talk him down to 50.
442
00:30:06,716 --> 00:30:10,928
Well done, fruit of my loins.
443
00:30:14,557 --> 00:30:17,310
-Married?
-Yeah, to some teenager from Brazil.
444
00:30:17,518 --> 00:30:19,020
- She cute?
- Very.
445
00:30:19,228 --> 00:30:20,980
-Who's cute?
-Chicken in the bucket.
446
00:30:21,188 --> 00:30:23,899
Steve's back, married
to some South American teenager.
447
00:30:24,108 --> 00:30:26,193
-Really?
-So, what did Adam do?
448
00:30:26,402 --> 00:30:29,155
-Took off, left me there.
-Can't blame him.
449
00:30:29,572 --> 00:30:32,783
-How's Ethel doing?
-She's in shock, I think. Poor thing.
450
00:30:32,992 --> 00:30:35,202
-Husband murdered in prison.
-Mm. Who got murdered?
451
00:30:35,411 --> 00:30:36,954
Ethel's husband, Clyde.
452
00:30:37,163 --> 00:30:38,289
- Mm.
- Cool.
453
00:30:38,497 --> 00:30:42,793
Kev thinks the state might send her back
now that her sclerotic husband is dead.
454
00:30:43,002 --> 00:30:44,628
-Grammy still here?
-Mm-mm.
455
00:30:44,837 --> 00:30:46,547
- Left with Frank.
- Mm.
456
00:30:46,756 --> 00:30:49,133
Somewhere in Chicago
a priest is being mugged.
457
00:30:49,342 --> 00:30:51,344
Lip, there's chicken.
458
00:30:56,182 --> 00:30:58,142
Still?
459
00:30:59,393 --> 00:31:01,812
-What's that all about?
-Karen, I think.
460
00:31:02,021 --> 00:31:04,231
Will this summer ever end?
461
00:31:13,115 --> 00:31:17,411
-Fifty grand, huh?
-Not bad for a day's work.
462
00:31:20,206 --> 00:31:22,375
-Jesus, Mommy!
-Give me the rest of it.
463
00:31:24,543 --> 00:31:27,922
Stop your squealing, you baby.
I barely broke the skin.
464
00:31:28,130 --> 00:31:30,508
-Give me the rest of the money.
-Jesus.
465
00:31:31,884 --> 00:31:36,347
-Take it. Unh.
-What's this, another 10? Is this all?
466
00:31:40,017 --> 00:31:41,644
Oh, fuck.
467
00:31:43,771 --> 00:31:46,565
I deserve something. It's tradition.
468
00:31:46,774 --> 00:31:50,361
-Is this all of it?
-Yes, yes.
469
00:31:50,569 --> 00:31:53,864
I'm bleeding
all over Kevin's truck. Shit.
470
00:31:55,449 --> 00:31:58,661
Oh, damn it to hell.
You got me going again.
471
00:31:58,869 --> 00:32:01,163
Give me my prescription.
472
00:32:04,166 --> 00:32:07,336
Don't stab me again, okay?
473
00:32:38,993 --> 00:32:42,830
Don't call her by name.
And listen, just... You know what to do.
474
00:32:43,038 --> 00:32:46,000
I'll give you your cues.
You just be sort of authoritative.
475
00:32:46,208 --> 00:32:48,335
-What's with this thing? Ha-ha!
-He's doing, like, a...
476
00:32:48,544 --> 00:32:50,379
He's doing an urban version
of a tuxedo.
477
00:32:50,588 --> 00:32:51,839
Dance, shorty.
478
00:32:52,047 --> 00:32:54,592
Right, William?
What was the name of that guy?
479
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,386
He was saying this much money
can shock your system.
480
00:32:57,595 --> 00:32:59,013
Who was that guy?
481
00:32:59,221 --> 00:33:02,641
Guy inherited a little over a million.
Destroyed his life.
482
00:33:02,850 --> 00:33:05,895
Uh, family, vultures.
Lost his wife, his health.
483
00:33:06,103 --> 00:33:07,813
Ended up giving the money
to an orphanage.
484
00:33:08,022 --> 00:33:13,235
Now, William was saying
you and I together could form a trust.
485
00:33:13,444 --> 00:33:15,696
I think that's a very good idea, Frank.
486
00:33:15,905 --> 00:33:19,241
We should just give our money
to an orphanage.
487
00:33:19,450 --> 00:33:22,369
Babe, you misunderstood me.
That's not saying giving it to...
488
00:33:22,578 --> 00:33:26,040
Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
There's just a lot of, um, people here.
489
00:33:26,248 --> 00:33:31,003
So maybe I...
I think I just left something upstairs. I...
490
00:33:31,212 --> 00:33:35,341
Okay. We'll talk about this later.
William will be here.
491
00:33:35,549 --> 00:33:37,426
Nice work, Billy. Jump in any time.
492
00:33:37,635 --> 00:33:40,679
I'm telling you, you can't turn
a whore into a housewife. Ha-ha!
493
00:33:42,681 --> 00:33:45,476
Wow. She's gorgeous.
494
00:33:50,356 --> 00:33:54,401
-Debs. Wow!
-Heard you were back in town, Jimmy.
495
00:33:55,819 --> 00:33:57,196
You look great.
Where'd you get that dress?
496
00:33:57,404 --> 00:34:00,407
-Oh, and married.
-How's, uh...? How's school?
497
00:34:00,616 --> 00:34:03,077
-It's summer.
-Right, right, right.
498
00:34:03,285 --> 00:34:05,746
-She's over you.
-Really? You sure about that?
499
00:34:05,955 --> 00:34:09,542
Mm-hm. Absolutely.
500
00:34:14,797 --> 00:34:18,133
-You really did him in the bathroom?
-No, I didn't. Oh, thanks, V.
501
00:34:18,342 --> 00:34:21,428
-You said she did him in the bathroom.
-I said she almost did.
502
00:34:21,637 --> 00:34:23,597
-Why'd you tell him?
-She has to tell me.
503
00:34:23,806 --> 00:34:25,641
Hey, I don't have to tell you shit.
504
00:34:27,601 --> 00:34:29,061
- Hey, you okay?
- Yes.
505
00:34:29,270 --> 00:34:34,108
-Certainly are a lot of people down there.
-You're doing great, Mom.
506
00:34:34,316 --> 00:34:38,445
-Yeah. Yeah, sweetie, I know.
-You can't drink on your medication.
507
00:34:38,654 --> 00:34:42,157
I know. I just wanted to hold this
to make other people feel comfortable.
508
00:34:42,366 --> 00:34:44,493
Because I don't want them
to think about that.
509
00:34:44,702 --> 00:34:49,832
So anyway. So you go, sweetie, go on.
Everything's fine. You look beautiful.
510
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,001
- Thank you.
- I love you.
511
00:34:52,209 --> 00:34:53,544
Love you.
512
00:35:05,347 --> 00:35:06,599
Whoo!
513
00:35:09,685 --> 00:35:11,562
Once more into the breach.
514
00:35:29,455 --> 00:35:32,207
What, you don't get enough abuse
just being Frank's son?
515
00:35:32,416 --> 00:35:35,169
What? I wanted to congratulate
the, uh, happy couple.
516
00:35:35,377 --> 00:35:37,963
-Jesus, you smell like a brewery.
-Hair of the dog.
517
00:35:38,172 --> 00:35:39,506
Go home, Lip, please.
518
00:35:39,715 --> 00:35:42,301
Whoa, Jameson,
that's not gonna last long.
519
00:35:42,509 --> 00:35:45,846
That's why I'm leaning
towards hedge funds.
520
00:35:46,055 --> 00:35:50,017
You're betting it'll go up
and you're betting that they'll go down.
521
00:35:50,225 --> 00:35:55,064
It's like if the Cubs won the World Series
and the world ended all in one day.
522
00:35:55,272 --> 00:35:57,941
-Hey, fill her up, Grammy.
-You 21?
523
00:35:58,150 --> 00:36:01,028
-In four years.
-Or gold. Or gold.
524
00:36:01,236 --> 00:36:03,864
It never goes down. What?
525
00:36:06,909 --> 00:36:10,287
- What is she doing here?
- Well, there's free food and booze.
526
00:36:10,496 --> 00:36:12,414
-Mom won't miss that.
-I don't care.
527
00:36:12,623 --> 00:36:14,583
I don't want her in my house.
Get her out.
528
00:36:14,792 --> 00:36:15,959
-I can't do that.
-Why?
529
00:36:16,168 --> 00:36:19,463
Because she would slaughter me
and feast on my flesh.
530
00:36:19,672 --> 00:36:20,714
What?
531
00:36:20,923 --> 00:36:23,425
- What are you doing here?
- I brought a Cuisinart.
532
00:36:26,679 --> 00:36:28,597
Yeah. Of course, yeah. Hi.
533
00:36:28,806 --> 00:36:32,059
-Hey, listen, about the bathroom...
-Nothing happened in the bathroom.
534
00:36:32,267 --> 00:36:34,144
Well, whatever didn't happen,
I'm sorry.
535
00:36:34,353 --> 00:36:36,980
What didn't happen in the bathroom,
Steve, did not happen.
536
00:36:40,609 --> 00:36:44,029
- Quiet, please.
- Quiet, everyone.
537
00:36:44,238 --> 00:36:47,616
I'm sorry that I didn't make it
all the way down the stairs today...
538
00:36:47,825 --> 00:36:49,993
...but baby steps.
539
00:36:50,202 --> 00:36:52,788
- That's right, Mom.
- Hear, hear.
540
00:36:52,996 --> 00:36:57,251
Oh, my Karen, my baby, all grown up.
541
00:36:57,459 --> 00:37:00,129
I so wish your father
could have been here today.
542
00:37:00,337 --> 00:37:05,175
I wish he could have seen you,
our sweet girl, all grown up.
543
00:37:05,384 --> 00:37:09,179
And I know he would be so proud
of his grandbaby...
544
00:37:09,388 --> 00:37:11,974
...no matter who the father was,
except Frank.
545
00:37:12,182 --> 00:37:14,727
Heh. He hated Frank. Heh.
546
00:37:15,602 --> 00:37:19,314
But it couldn't be Frank,
because there wasn't any penetration.
547
00:37:19,815 --> 00:37:21,817
Eddie didn't like being penetrated.
548
00:37:22,025 --> 00:37:24,903
He had a funny bump
on the side of his penis...
549
00:37:25,112 --> 00:37:26,655
...that we thought was cancer...
550
00:37:26,864 --> 00:37:29,950
...but it turned out
I was just being too rough on him, so...
551
00:37:30,534 --> 00:37:33,203
There's been some obstacles
and some pitfalls...
552
00:37:33,412 --> 00:37:36,915
...but she's made some wonderful,
wonderful friends along the way.
553
00:37:37,124 --> 00:37:41,170
- Like Lip and all the Gallaghers.
- What the fuck are you doing?
554
00:37:42,337 --> 00:37:45,632
People I just used to only know
as the ones in that house...
555
00:37:45,841 --> 00:37:47,259
...where the cops always came.
556
00:37:47,468 --> 00:37:50,220
Jesus, is that bitch ever gonna shut up?
557
00:37:50,429 --> 00:37:52,806
- Oh.
- And Frank's mother.
558
00:37:53,015 --> 00:37:58,437
We're just so honored that you're here,
even though you weren't even invited.
559
00:37:58,645 --> 00:38:02,691
And not really honored,
because you're a convicted felon.
560
00:38:02,900 --> 00:38:05,861
But you're out now, aren't you?
Why did they let you out?
561
00:38:06,069 --> 00:38:08,280
Because you're a loud, mean,
vicious bitch.
562
00:38:09,698 --> 00:38:11,658
Okay, Mom, let's open presents.
563
00:38:11,867 --> 00:38:15,287
Why don't you do yourself
and everyone else a favor and shut up?
564
00:38:15,496 --> 00:38:18,916
Have I offended you?
In my home, where you're an interloper?
565
00:38:19,124 --> 00:38:21,710
No one wants to hear it,
you fucking windbag.
566
00:38:21,919 --> 00:38:25,214
-Okay, Mom, let's go upstairs.
-She called me a Wacker Drive whore.
567
00:38:25,422 --> 00:38:27,424
-Frank.
-Let them work it out.
568
00:38:27,633 --> 00:38:30,302
And I don't know how an angel
like that man...
569
00:38:30,511 --> 00:38:32,721
...could have come out
of your poisoned womb.
570
00:38:32,930 --> 00:38:35,432
-Shut up, you batty bitch.
-You know what?
571
00:38:35,641 --> 00:38:40,604
You've got a demon mind
and a devil's womb and heart.
572
00:38:40,813 --> 00:38:44,775
And your coochie
smells of brimstone and sulfur!
573
00:38:44,983 --> 00:38:46,610
I will fuck you up.
574
00:38:46,819 --> 00:38:47,861
-Shit.
-Shit.
575
00:38:48,070 --> 00:38:50,239
- No!
- Do it! Do it!
576
00:38:58,455 --> 00:39:02,793
Oh, my God, there's a woman with a gun.
She's at a party. She's shooting people.
577
00:39:09,967 --> 00:39:11,009
Yes. Yes.
578
00:39:14,638 --> 00:39:17,140
-Shit. Tony.
-I got it.
579
00:39:17,349 --> 00:39:18,392
Hey, police.
580
00:39:18,809 --> 00:39:21,395
Whoa, whoa.
Officer Markovich, on the scene.
581
00:39:21,812 --> 00:39:23,939
Sorry about that, guys.
582
00:39:25,232 --> 00:39:26,483
Yeah, let's go.
583
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:29,653
No! No, no, no.
584
00:39:31,238 --> 00:39:35,617
No, no, no. No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
585
00:39:35,826 --> 00:39:40,455
Wait, wait, wait! Wait! Wa...
586
00:39:46,003 --> 00:39:47,045
You okay?
587
00:39:49,089 --> 00:39:51,216
How do you like my party so far?
588
00:39:51,425 --> 00:39:55,721
I'm kind of digging it, you know?
It's got a, uh, certain energy.
589
00:39:57,264 --> 00:39:59,892
So, little missus.
590
00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:03,854
Got your, uh, Cuisinart,
baby on the way.
591
00:40:05,147 --> 00:40:08,817
- Yep, I'm the American dream.
- You are.
592
00:40:09,026 --> 00:40:13,739
Except, uh, doofus is your husband
and that's my baby.
593
00:40:15,032 --> 00:40:16,909
So, what,
do you want it on weekends?
594
00:40:17,117 --> 00:40:20,495
You wanna run away together
and get a double-wide?
595
00:40:23,248 --> 00:40:24,875
No.
596
00:40:26,251 --> 00:40:28,754
I want you to get an abortion.
597
00:40:31,798 --> 00:40:33,050
Aah!
598
00:40:40,515 --> 00:40:42,851
- Hey, Ethel? You decent?
- Um... Uh...
599
00:40:43,060 --> 00:40:45,187
Uh, just a minute.
600
00:40:54,821 --> 00:40:56,657
Okay, come in.
601
00:40:57,449 --> 00:40:58,450
Hey.
602
00:40:58,659 --> 00:41:00,369
Is he sleeping? Shh. Okay.
603
00:41:00,577 --> 00:41:02,621
I just wanted to make sure
you're doing all right.
604
00:41:03,413 --> 00:41:05,415
I'm fine, thank you.
605
00:41:08,168 --> 00:41:10,337
Look, I know you're sad and stuff.
606
00:41:10,545 --> 00:41:14,049
I want you to know
that you can talk to us, all right?
607
00:41:14,257 --> 00:41:17,177
We're here for you if you need us.
608
00:41:20,138 --> 00:41:23,475
-How was the party?
-It was good. No one got hit.
609
00:41:23,684 --> 00:41:26,645
They have to replace
the smoke detector.
610
00:41:26,853 --> 00:41:28,939
But everybody was asking
about you, though.
611
00:41:29,523 --> 00:41:33,110
Where you were,
where baby Jonah was.
612
00:41:34,361 --> 00:41:36,196
So...
613
00:41:36,405 --> 00:41:39,116
-Good night, then.
-Good night.
614
00:41:39,324 --> 00:41:40,742
Uh, Mr. Kevin?
615
00:41:40,951 --> 00:41:42,703
Yeah?
616
00:41:42,911 --> 00:41:44,579
Thank you.
617
00:41:45,288 --> 00:41:46,873
For what?
618
00:41:49,001 --> 00:41:51,086
For everything.
619
00:41:54,464 --> 00:41:56,299
You're welcome.
620
00:43:09,414 --> 00:43:10,749
Hey.
621
00:43:10,957 --> 00:43:12,709
- Mm.
- Hey.
622
00:43:14,336 --> 00:43:15,378
What's up?
623
00:43:15,587 --> 00:43:17,839
Are we going shopping
for school clothes today?
624
00:43:18,048 --> 00:43:21,635
-Mm. Day care.
-After?
625
00:43:21,843 --> 00:43:24,012
-Did I commit to that?
-Yep.
626
00:43:24,888 --> 00:43:25,889
Then yes.
627
00:43:33,063 --> 00:43:35,899
-What?
-Was it weird seeing Jimmy?
628
00:43:36,108 --> 00:43:37,526
Jimmy?
629
00:43:38,318 --> 00:43:40,070
Steve.
630
00:43:40,570 --> 00:43:43,532
-Jimmy.
-Who's Jimmy?
631
00:43:44,324 --> 00:43:47,828
Jimmy lives in Lake Forest
with his doctor father and drunk mother.
632
00:43:48,537 --> 00:43:51,915
They think he goes to medical school
at the University of Michigan.
633
00:43:52,124 --> 00:43:54,042
Yeah? And?
634
00:43:55,252 --> 00:43:57,337
Jimmy is Steve.
635
00:44:02,425 --> 00:44:04,344
- V, they're gone.
- What?
636
00:44:04,553 --> 00:44:07,013
-Ethel and Jonah.
-Maybe they went to day care early.
637
00:44:07,222 --> 00:44:10,267
No, all their stuff is gone.
His clothes, her suitcase, gone.
638
00:44:10,475 --> 00:44:12,060
What...?
639
00:44:22,279 --> 00:44:25,782
- We a little mopey this morning?
- No.
640
00:44:25,991 --> 00:44:29,035
You're thinking that just because
Carl got something...
641
00:44:29,244 --> 00:44:32,414
-...maybe you should get something.
-No.
642
00:44:32,622 --> 00:44:36,376
Maybe if you freshen up my coffee
and give your grammy a kiss...
643
00:44:36,751 --> 00:44:38,879
...things will start looking up for you.
644
00:44:57,898 --> 00:44:59,482
For me?
645
00:44:59,858 --> 00:45:03,236
- Oh, Grammy, thank you. Thank you.
- Heh-heh.
646
00:45:03,445 --> 00:45:08,491
Hey, Jimmy, it's Fiona.
I just wanted to say go fuck yourself.
647
00:45:09,576 --> 00:45:11,036
- What's all this?
- A new laptop.
648
00:45:11,244 --> 00:45:13,914
-This is so awesome.
-Christmas in August?
649
00:45:14,331 --> 00:45:15,874
Ethel and Jonah are gone.
650
00:45:16,082 --> 00:45:18,460
- What?
- Did she say anything to you, Debbie?
651
00:45:18,668 --> 00:45:20,670
- No.
- Malik? What time does he show up?
652
00:45:20,879 --> 00:45:23,423
-About an hour.
-They didn't sleep at their grandparents'?
653
00:45:23,632 --> 00:45:25,926
Ethel packed everything, baby stuff too.
654
00:45:26,134 --> 00:45:27,135
She's 14 with an infant.
655
00:45:27,344 --> 00:45:30,096
How far can she get?
She doesn't have any money.
656
00:45:30,305 --> 00:45:31,473
Those evil Jesus witches.
657
00:45:31,681 --> 00:45:34,100
-They took them.
-We should call the social worker.
658
00:45:34,309 --> 00:45:37,771
- See if she can get the cops looking.
- If she shows up, call us.
659
00:45:37,979 --> 00:45:41,524
Perfect. I'm solo today
and we've got a full house for day care.
660
00:45:41,732 --> 00:45:43,734
Well, I'll help you, honey.
661
00:45:44,986 --> 00:45:47,280
Can we talk about these gifts?
662
00:45:47,489 --> 00:45:49,783
You think I'm trying
to buy their affection?
663
00:45:49,991 --> 00:45:52,244
Well, it's certainly for sale.
664
00:45:53,744 --> 00:45:56,414
I just had some money
from an old business arrangement...
665
00:45:56,623 --> 00:45:59,542
...and I thought
I'd spread it around a bit.
666
00:46:01,711 --> 00:46:04,755
You didn't come to see me
when I was in prison.
667
00:46:05,423 --> 00:46:10,595
I was 11 when you went in.
I hardly knew you.
668
00:46:10,971 --> 00:46:14,724
Well, that's my fault, I guess.
669
00:46:19,354 --> 00:46:21,815
Five hundred bucks.
670
00:46:22,482 --> 00:46:26,403
Figure from what I've seen around here,
you need it more than some digital shit...
671
00:46:26,611 --> 00:46:29,739
...that's gonna be obsolete
before you can get it out of the box.
672
00:46:30,532 --> 00:46:32,993
It's not a bribe, Fiona.
673
00:46:34,744 --> 00:46:40,083
I've got some serious Grammy time
to make up for around here.
674
00:46:46,756 --> 00:46:49,384
- Oh, my.
- What?
675
00:46:49,592 --> 00:46:53,138
It's from Eddie's
life-insurance company.
676
00:46:53,847 --> 00:46:55,890
-The check came?
-Oh, my.
677
00:46:56,099 --> 00:46:58,310
Stop saying "oh, my."
What does it say?
678
00:46:58,518 --> 00:46:59,978
He left the money to Karen.
679
00:47:00,186 --> 00:47:06,776
-He changed the beneficiary.
-No. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
680
00:47:07,777 --> 00:47:09,571
Karen can't handle that kind of money.
681
00:47:09,779 --> 00:47:13,033
She's too young, too headstrong, too...
Too promiscuous.
682
00:47:13,241 --> 00:47:15,201
- What's up?
- It's a good thing, Frank.
683
00:47:15,410 --> 00:47:17,746
Remember what you were saying
about the orphanage?
684
00:47:17,954 --> 00:47:21,374
-Eddie was trying to protect me.
-Oh, protect you, my ass.
685
00:47:21,583 --> 00:47:23,918
-He did this to fuck me.
-Seventy-five thousand dollars?
686
00:47:24,127 --> 00:47:29,090
-We can fight this. We'll get lawyers.
-No, Frank. This is good.
687
00:47:29,299 --> 00:47:32,719
Eddie had a hard time
showing his affection to Karen.
688
00:47:32,927 --> 00:47:38,224
This is his way.
This is good. I'm happy.
689
00:47:42,020 --> 00:47:45,607
Well, congratulations, my boy.
You hit the jackpot.
690
00:47:45,815 --> 00:47:50,820
You have fallen into a fucking field
of four-leaf clovers, first time up at bat.
691
00:47:51,029 --> 00:47:52,614
- Frank.
- I have put in the sweat.
692
00:47:52,822 --> 00:47:55,325
I've put in the time.
I've put in months of work.
693
00:47:55,533 --> 00:47:59,079
I have literally taken it up the ass.
And you fucking waltz in here...
694
00:47:59,287 --> 00:48:00,789
-Frank.
-What?
695
00:48:01,498 --> 00:48:03,041
I think you should go.
696
00:48:04,167 --> 00:48:05,585
No.
697
00:48:05,794 --> 00:48:08,838
Uh, Sheils, I was just...
698
00:48:09,047 --> 00:48:11,132
I didn't mean...
699
00:48:16,179 --> 00:48:17,888
Now?
700
00:48:19,933 --> 00:48:23,436
I just can't believe she hasn't called us
or even left us a note.
701
00:48:23,645 --> 00:48:25,730
She's gotta know we're sitting here
sick with worry.
702
00:48:25,939 --> 00:48:27,399
Yeah, yeah. No, I'm still here.
703
00:48:27,607 --> 00:48:31,444
Teenagers' brains aren't wired to think
about anyone other than themselves.
704
00:48:31,653 --> 00:48:33,738
Right, okay. Thank you very much.
705
00:48:34,155 --> 00:48:36,533
Social worker's gonna file
a missing-persons report...
706
00:48:36,741 --> 00:48:39,994
...and call the sheriff
to go to that cult to see if they're there.
707
00:48:40,203 --> 00:48:42,163
-She thinks we should drive around.
-Kev.
708
00:48:42,372 --> 00:48:44,999
Ethel may not have gotten far.
Happens to a lot of kids.
709
00:48:45,208 --> 00:48:47,961
But I just cannot believe
how selfish Ethel is being.
710
00:48:48,420 --> 00:48:52,507
You think something horrible happened
to her? A child kidnapper or something?
711
00:48:52,715 --> 00:48:56,594
"I hope you understand why I had to leave.
God will watch over you both.
712
00:48:56,803 --> 00:48:59,431
I know we will see each other
again someday. Ethel."
713
00:48:59,639 --> 00:49:01,391
I'm getting the truck keys.
714
00:49:01,599 --> 00:49:05,395
We'll start over by the park and then
work our way around back to the school.
715
00:49:05,603 --> 00:49:08,982
-What the hell is that?
-Oh, boy.
716
00:49:09,190 --> 00:49:10,692
What?
717
00:49:10,900 --> 00:49:14,237
Ah. Remember that pot
you wanted me to get rid of?
718
00:49:14,446 --> 00:49:15,864
Yeah.
719
00:49:16,072 --> 00:49:19,242
What if maybe I didn't get rid of
as much of it as I said I did?
720
00:49:19,993 --> 00:49:21,995
-You buried it?
-Well, I mean...
721
00:49:22,203 --> 00:49:24,873
How much didn't you get rid of?
722
00:49:29,919 --> 00:49:31,962
But how would she sell it?
723
00:49:32,172 --> 00:49:36,718
Nobody's gonna buy pot off a white girl
in a Little House on the Prairie dress.
724
00:50:15,005 --> 00:50:16,341
Looking for this?
725
00:50:19,385 --> 00:50:23,013
I don't think Ginger will mind
that I opened her check, do you?
726
00:50:23,223 --> 00:50:27,602
Seeing as how she's dead and buried
out in the yard, according to Carl.
727
00:50:27,810 --> 00:50:29,896
You look like shit.
728
00:50:30,104 --> 00:50:33,983
Get some coffee,
because we have business to discuss.
729
00:50:34,192 --> 00:50:37,529
Scamming Ginger's
Social Security checks.
730
00:50:39,072 --> 00:50:40,990
Clever boy.
731
00:50:41,199 --> 00:50:44,577
But it's over. Meet the new Ginger.
732
00:50:45,119 --> 00:50:47,539
I'm gonna be here a while,
so get used to it.
733
00:50:47,747 --> 00:50:52,377
-I say, "Jump," you say, "How high?"
-Eat me! I say eat me!
734
00:50:52,585 --> 00:50:55,505
I'm done taking your shit. You got it?
735
00:50:55,713 --> 00:50:59,259
I am a grown man.
This is my family, not yours.
736
00:50:59,676 --> 00:51:05,390
You're a piss-poor excuse for a mother.
I was hoping you would die in prison.
737
00:51:05,598 --> 00:51:12,062
You've made my life a living hell.
And I want you out of here. Now!
738
00:51:15,065 --> 00:51:19,779
Good for you.
It's great to get that stuff out.
739
00:51:19,988 --> 00:51:22,991
Feel better?
Now, this is what I was thinking.
740
00:51:23,199 --> 00:51:25,660
I'm moving into your room.
I like the light.
741
00:51:25,868 --> 00:51:27,954
And I'm gonna need
a flat-screen up there.
742
00:51:28,454 --> 00:51:31,666
Don't worry, I'll give you the money.
743
00:51:32,792 --> 00:51:34,460
Can I be honest with you?
744
00:51:35,128 --> 00:51:39,549
I am not the reason
that your life is a piece of crap.
745
00:51:39,757 --> 00:51:41,843
You came out of me a loser.
746
00:51:43,303 --> 00:51:47,890
Now run to the store.
I'll make a list, okay? Give me my purse.
747
00:52:20,256 --> 00:52:22,132
It's tough, huh?
748
00:52:24,594 --> 00:52:26,929
My parents suck too.
749
00:52:56,334 --> 00:52:58,044
- Dad.
- Mm?
750
00:52:58,252 --> 00:52:59,587
Wake up.
751
00:52:59,796 --> 00:53:01,631
- What?
- You wet the bed.
752
00:53:04,050 --> 00:53:06,427
Find a dry spot.